1 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:05,034 So you grab a chain and whack away. 2 00:00:05,103 --> 00:00:06,034 After you. 3 00:00:06,103 --> 00:00:07,344 I feel weird. 4 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:09,344 I haven'’t even had an argument 5 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:10,655 with this cabinet. 6 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,310 Hold me back. 7 00:00:13,379 --> 00:00:14,655 Ha, ha! 8 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:15,896 [ Chuckles] 9 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:18,068 It'’s got a good beat and I can dance to it. 10 00:00:18,137 --> 00:00:19,068 I give it a 92. 11 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,241 What are you doing? 12 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:22,344 It sounds like you'’re smashing furniture. 13 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:25,172 Oh, you are smashing furniture. Why? 14 00:00:25,241 --> 00:00:26,172 It'’s our new hobby. 15 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:27,724 We'’re antiquing this cabinet. 16 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:29,103 Some people wait 100 years. 17 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:31,068 We'’re just beating the tar out of it. 18 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:32,206 Personally 19 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,827 I find knitting relaxing. 20 00:00:33,896 --> 00:00:36,344 It'’s a great way to get out your frustrations. 21 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:38,103 Take that... 22 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,379 Stupid nobel prize committee! 23 00:00:40,448 --> 00:00:41,827 May I? 24 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:45,896 Take that, people who won'’t buy their dear niece a car. 25 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:47,103 Oh, shoot. 26 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,137 I missed what Bob did with the linseed oil. 27 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:51,137 Well, let'’s ask him. 28 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:55,172 Could you go over step four again? 29 00:00:55,241 --> 00:00:56,758 How did I get...? 30 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:58,482 Whoa, this needs a lot of work. 31 00:00:58,551 --> 00:00:59,724 Say, Bob, you ever wired 32 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,379 a litter box for cable? 33 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:04,379 I got to remember to crack a window when I work 34 00:01:04,448 --> 00:01:05,896 with varnish. 35 00:01:22,586 --> 00:01:24,344 I'’m ready for my close-up. 36 00:01:24,413 --> 00:01:26,551 Do I have food in my teeth? 37 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:31,551 [ Snoring] 38 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,000 Salem! 39 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,344 What? What? What? 40 00:01:34,413 --> 00:01:36,275 It was like this when I found it. 41 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:37,631 Val and I are going to the movies. 42 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:38,976 If i'’m not dressed in the next five minutes, 43 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,068 i'’m gonna miss my ride. 44 00:01:40,137 --> 00:01:41,655 Oh. Why didn'’t you say so? 45 00:01:41,724 --> 00:01:42,896 I Don'’t mind moving. 46 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,379 Even if I already knew 47 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:46,758 what I wanted to wear, 48 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:49,034 I couldn'’t pick it out of this mess. 49 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:51,000 Oh, it'’s full of kibble crumbs. 50 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,310 Brush them in a pile. 51 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,896 I'’ll eat them later. 52 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:55,172 [ Sighs] 53 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,482 Better clean this up. 54 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:57,724 Oh, I forgot. 55 00:01:57,793 --> 00:01:59,655 I'’m only allowed incantations this week. 56 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:01,758 Thank you, quizmaster. 57 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:04,862 Uh... "Stuff is messy, this place is a zoo. 58 00:02:04,931 --> 00:02:06,517 "Make things that need it 59 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:08,103 brand, spanking new." 60 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:10,827 Let'’s see if it worked. 61 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:11,896 Excellent. 62 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:17,103 "Extra charge for cat hair removal"? 63 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:19,862 I think this is the nicest thing we ever beat up. 64 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,758 Except for that teamster. 65 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:24,137 Oh, no. 66 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:26,137 Our antique is brand-new again. 67 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:27,448 That'’s odd. 68 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:28,620 Meeting Valerie. 69 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:29,793 Rialto cinema. 70 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:30,689 See ya! Freeze. 71 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:31,689 What? 72 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:33,068 Oh, yeah. Back by 10:00. 73 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:35,689 Cast any spells lately? 74 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:38,275 Yeah. I cast a make-everything-new spell. Why? 75 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:40,068 You made it too general. Look. 76 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,758 Now would be the wrong time to say 77 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:43,413 I think it looks better like that. 78 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:44,379 Sorry. 79 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:45,517 I was in a hurry. 80 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:46,965 We witches have a saying: 81 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,793 "Haste makes a gigantic mess." 82 00:02:48,862 --> 00:02:51,172 Got it. Did I screw anything else up? 83 00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:53,000 I found the fountain of youth. 84 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:55,551 It'’s the toilet. 85 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,689 No problem. 86 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,965 I'’ll just fix it with an undo spell. 87 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:01,689 Um, "I made things new and that was bad, 88 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:04,482 so undo it all so they won'’t be mad." 89 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,931 Welcome back, trick knee. 90 00:03:07,862 --> 00:03:10,172 Sabrina, you Don'’t want to rely on undo spells. 91 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:11,793 It'’s not in the spirit of magic. 92 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:12,862 You have to get it 93 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,448 exactly right the first time. 94 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:16,551 Otherwise, there may be side effects. 95 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,689 I remember one time 96 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,896 I was making rum balls, and I got tired 97 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:22,172 so I made a make- everything-round spell. 98 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,344 Well, let'’s just say 99 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,275 you can thank me for Columbus day. 100 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:26,413 I'’ll be careful. 101 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:28,620 I Don'’t have time to think of a spell 102 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,344 to get rid of these wrinkles. 103 00:03:30,413 --> 00:03:31,206 Help. 104 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:32,551 We think that outfit 105 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,689 will serve as a helpful reminder. 106 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:37,689 I like her best. 107 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:38,689 Hey. 108 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:40,172 Hey, how can you stand it? 109 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:41,586 This school'’s freezing. 110 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,551 Oh, yeah. I guess i'’m too miserable to be miserable. 111 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:45,896 My uncle Lloyd'’s coming 112 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,689 to the football game on Friday. 113 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:50,206 Ooh, family members coming to cheer you on. 114 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:51,344 Sounds terrible. 115 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:52,517 It isterrible. 116 00:03:52,586 --> 00:03:54,172 I can just hear my dad now: 117 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:56,482 "Lloyd'’s three boys are first-string." 118 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:57,862 I never get to play. 119 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,965 Sure you do. Remember that time we were up by 53? 120 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:03,344 Just once i'’d like to start and shut uncle Lloyd up... 121 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,896 And his two sons that can form sentences. 122 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:08,379 Well, "maybe this Friday you'’ll start the game 123 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,413 and uncle Lloyd will leave in shame." 124 00:04:10,482 --> 00:04:13,206 Why are you talking in rhyme? 125 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,137 Kinkle, you'’re starting on Friday. 126 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:16,137 I am? 127 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,137 You are? 128 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:19,586 Well, look at that. 129 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,379 I love this carpet. 130 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:23,241 This old thing will go perfectly 131 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,379 with the new stuff we made look old. 132 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:29,217 Hey, val, look, the slicery is under new management. 133 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:30,793 Wow, that'’s the first time this month. 134 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:33,137 They'’re looking for people to work after school. 135 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,827 We should get jobs. 136 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:35,413 You think? 137 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,586 Yeah. 138 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,655 We could save enough money to buy a car. 139 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:39,793 Ormaybe our parents 140 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,758 will get so sick of driving us to work 141 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:43,482 that they'’ll buy us cars. 142 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,379 It'’s win-win. 143 00:04:44,448 --> 00:04:45,586 All right, i'’m in. 144 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:48,068 But I haven'’t had much luck with jobs. 145 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:51,034 When I was a camp counselor, they fired me after two days. 146 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:54,448 They didn'’t give you a chance or get to know you. 147 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:56,448 Yeah, and they eventually 148 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:57,896 found those kids. 149 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,827 [ Sneezes] Hey. 150 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,758 Didn'’t mean to make you explode. 151 00:05:01,827 --> 00:05:04,793 I think this cold weather'’s giving me the flu. 152 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:06,931 I told you to bundle up for math. 153 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,413 Oh, coach finally gives me a chance to start, and now this. 154 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:11,586 I can hear my dad now: 155 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:15,344 "Your nose runs faster than you do." 156 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,275 See ya. 157 00:05:17,344 --> 00:05:18,931 Poor Harvey. 158 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,344 Feel better! 159 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,862 And you will. 160 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:23,896 "No spells at school unless I gotta, 161 00:05:23,965 --> 00:05:26,034 and I do, so make it hotta." 162 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,827 Well, that concludes 163 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:34,241 your orientation to the slicery. 164 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,172 I'’m Mrs. Popowsky. 165 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:39,103 If you have any problems, my office is always open. 166 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,000 It'’s between the fryer and the wall. 167 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:44,758 Mrs. Popowsky, there'’s a mistake on my name tag. 168 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,586 My name is Sabrina, not salinas. 169 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:47,655 Live with it. 170 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,448 Yeah, and my name is Valerie, 171 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,517 not Fred. 172 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,827 When I said problems, 173 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,172 I meant things like 174 00:05:53,241 --> 00:05:57,034 "my hand is caught in the meatball maker." 175 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,896 I'’ll do the dough and the sauce 176 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:00,413 and you do the toppings. 177 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:01,655 Check. 178 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,103 [ Phone rings] 179 00:06:03,172 --> 00:06:04,793 Slicery. 180 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:09,275 Okay, that'’s a large pizza, extra anchovies. 181 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:10,827 Hold the crust... 182 00:06:10,896 --> 00:06:12,448 Hold the sauce... 183 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:14,137 Hold the cheese... 184 00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:15,931 Salem, quit fooling around. 185 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:18,724 Crank call. 186 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:21,482 Okay, medium cheese. 187 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:22,758 Medium cheese. 188 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:23,448 Check. 189 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,862 Crust. 190 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:27,103 Sauce. 191 00:06:29,241 --> 00:06:30,655 Cheese. 192 00:06:33,241 --> 00:06:34,482 Oven. 193 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,931 Check. 194 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,517 We'’re a well-oiled machine. 195 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,172 Okay, large pepperoni. 196 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,241 Large pepperoni. 197 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:41,862 Check. 198 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,137 Crust. 199 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:44,413 Sauce. 200 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:46,172 [ Giggles] 201 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:47,448 Pepperoni. 202 00:06:47,517 --> 00:06:48,655 Cheese. 203 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:49,862 Oh, no. 204 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,137 That was supposed to be cheese, pepperoni. 205 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:55,655 Okay, large, extra-cheese, half-mushroom. 206 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:57,172 Crust. 207 00:06:57,241 --> 00:06:59,000 Sauce. 208 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:00,620 Things are going to start hopping. 209 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:02,413 Weight watchers'’ meeting just let out! 210 00:07:02,482 --> 00:07:03,827 I'’ll help. 211 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,379 Think that'’ll melt down? 212 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:10,413 There. 213 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:11,482 Perfect. 214 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:12,517 I Don'’t believe it. 215 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:13,896 You'’ve taken a beautiful rug 216 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,586 and put it in the worst place ever. 217 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:17,379 Well, where would youput it? 218 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,793 There. 219 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:22,862 Perfect. 220 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:25,000 Yes, I see, that is perfect 221 00:07:25,068 --> 00:07:27,137 if we had our eyes gouged out. 222 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:31,586 [ Phone ringing] 223 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:35,034 I need a medium, half-sausage, half-pepperoni, quarter-mushroom 224 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:37,275 quarter-anchovy, extra-cheese! 225 00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:39,758 Valerie, can you get that? 226 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,103 Valerie? 227 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:43,793 Valerie, we have to get these pizzas finished now! 228 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:44,896 Am I moving? 229 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:45,655 No! 230 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,482 How about now? 231 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,724 Somebody'’s going to get fired. 232 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:53,034 Oh, gosh, this is faster than it happened at camp. 233 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,384 "I can'’t tell the future... That'’d make me omniscient... 234 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:57,034 "but something bad'’s going to happen 235 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:58,482 unless val'’s more efficient." 236 00:07:58,551 --> 00:08:00,931 Okay, that'’s medium, half-sausage, half-pepperoni, 237 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,379 quarter-mushroom, quarter-anchovy, extra-cheese. 238 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:04,448 Check. 239 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,344 Okay, the inert gases 240 00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:11,103 are neon, argon, Krypton... 241 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:15,000 Leon? 242 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:18,206 Boy, public schools have really gone downhill. 243 00:08:18,275 --> 00:08:19,493 Hi. How'’ve you been? I'’ve been fine. 244 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:21,310 Let'’s get this quiz over with. 245 00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:24,379 Ah, the fine art of conversation lives. 246 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:25,827 It'’s an easy one. 247 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,793 Just... clean up your room. 248 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:28,896 It isclean. 249 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,655 Fine. 250 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:33,620 "Here'’s a quiz I know i'’ll ace: 251 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,586 "Put everything back 252 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,482 in its rightful place." 253 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,758 Hey, that'’s my diary! 254 00:08:41,827 --> 00:08:45,344 Oh, and I was just getting to the awkward teenage years. 255 00:08:45,413 --> 00:08:47,172 Well, that was so easy. 256 00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:49,275 I almost feel guilty taking an "a." 257 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:51,724 Oh, well, then this will make you feel a lot better. 258 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,517 You failed. What? 259 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:54,872 You were only supposed to clean your room 260 00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:57,241 and you "put things back where they belonged." 261 00:08:57,310 --> 00:08:59,206 That was a very sloppy spell. 262 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:00,448 With good results. 263 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:03,034 The room'’s clean Andi busted Salem. 264 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,310 It was a sloppy spell. 265 00:09:05,103 --> 00:09:08,482 Clean up your spells. 266 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,655 I still say it was a fine incantation. 267 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:15,103 Now, talk me through this kissing game: 268 00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:16,689 Seven minutes in heaven? 269 00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:22,827 Wow, it'’s hot in here. 270 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,655 The boiler must be broken. 271 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,310 What are you doing in my locker? 272 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:28,413 Sweating. 273 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:31,034 Somebody left a heat spell running. 274 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,206 Uh-oh. That'’d be me. 275 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,206 I told you to be more precise. 276 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,206 No problem. 277 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,689 I'’ll fix it with an undo. 278 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,344 Let'’s see, "it'’s hot in here, 279 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:39,827 "it'’s making us perspire... 280 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:40,896 "Undo the spell 281 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:43,586 or the straits will be dire." 282 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:45,172 [ Screams] What'’s going on? 283 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:47,689 I'’ve taken away your undoing privileges 284 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:50,517 partly to teach you a valuable lesson... 285 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:51,827 Partly fun for me. 286 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,517 How about this for fun? 287 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,551 [ Slamming] 288 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,344 Auditioning for stomp. 289 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:00,517 So, you can see by these projections, Mrs. Quick, 290 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:03,655 we can easily put out two editions of the paper each week 291 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:04,758 rather than one, 292 00:10:04,827 --> 00:10:06,620 and we can do it for 38% less money. 293 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,172 Good work, val. 294 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,517 That'’s an excellent use of your resources. 295 00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:11,931 Check. 296 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,758 Not that we need two papers a week. 297 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,172 You see that? 298 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,689 The efficiency spell I put on val is working out great. 299 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,379 Oh, looks good now, 300 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:24,620 and that heat spell looked good, too... yesterday. 301 00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:25,551 Harvey: Ow! Oh! 302 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,758 Ow! 303 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,241 Ooh! Oof! 304 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,241 Harvey, what'’s the matter? 305 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,655 I just burned my hand 306 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:31,724 on my locker. 307 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:32,838 Oh, great, I have enough trouble 308 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:35,000 catching with two good hands. 309 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,862 Now, how do you expect me to fix all this 310 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,068 without an undo spell? 311 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,034 That'’s the part that'’s fun for me. 312 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,034 [ Sighs] 313 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,241 Think, Sabrina, think. 314 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,517 First, let'’s take care of the temperature. 315 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,931 Uh, "it'’s hot in here, the sweat'’s a-pooling, 316 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,206 so let'’s get down to some serious cooling." 317 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:51,965 Cool. 318 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,310 Okay, now Harvey. 319 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,655 Uh... oh, I got it. 320 00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:57,103 "The team doesn'’t need a Harvey that'’s tame, 321 00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:59,379 so make him worthy of the hall of fame." 322 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,413 [ Grunts] 323 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,827 See? All done and no undo. 324 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,172 Oh, yes, but... 325 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,551 There was a hot front, 326 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,620 which is now meeting a cold front, 327 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,206 resulting in an occluded front. 328 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,482 Oh, no. That means... 329 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,482 Yep. 330 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,758 Showers. 331 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,827 Everyone outside... 332 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,827 Where it'’s not raining. 333 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,655 I meant to do that. 334 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:29,655 [ Thunder cracks] 335 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:31,000 And that, too. 336 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:36,827 Come on, admit it. 337 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,482 That rug would look better 338 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:39,896 in my room. 339 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,034 Please. That rug is an object of taste and refinement. 340 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,000 Your room is decorated with stuff a clown takes out 341 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,586 of his pockets at night. 342 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,275 It'’s gone. 343 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,344 You'’ve put it in your room, haven'’t you? 344 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,310 I most certainly did not. 345 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,310 It'’s got to be here somewhere, then. 346 00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,068 Psst! Psst! 347 00:11:58,137 --> 00:11:59,896 Tell you what happened to it 348 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,000 for a belly rub. 349 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,068 Hi, got to go to work. 350 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,206 Forgot my name tag. 351 00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,206 The ulprit-cay 352 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,379 just walked into the oyer-fay. 353 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,482 What? Sabrina did it 354 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,517 with an everything-in-its-place spell. 355 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:10,931 They threatened me. 356 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 What did I do? 357 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:13,827 Made our rug disappear. 358 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,965 Normally I Don'’t advocate undo spells, 359 00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,517 but I want that rug back! 360 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,724 I'’d love to undo it, but... 361 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:21,827 If you can undo this, I can undo that. 362 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,310 We can'’t undo that. 363 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,275 There'’s no undoing a "no can undo." 364 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,655 It'’s a triple negative. 365 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,034 It'’s magically ungrammatical. 366 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,586 Sorry. I got to get to work. 367 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,275 We'’re introducing garlic stix. 368 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,344 How are we going to get our rug back? 369 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,413 Excuse me. 370 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,586 Someone'’s belly earned a rubbing. 371 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,275 Oh, I know. 372 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,275 "Everyone inside is beginning to bug. 373 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,655 Help them find their stupid lost rug." 374 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:44,724 Close enough. 375 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:45,896 Salem: Come on! 376 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,931 You can'’t vanish and rub at the same time? 377 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Where are we? 378 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,517 I Don'’t know, 379 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,862 but I bet I know who'’s to blame. 380 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,620 Sabrina! Sabrina! 381 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,206 Oh, i'’m sure she heard that. 382 00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,862 Salem, that'’s not helping. 383 00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,724 Hey, there'’s your rug. 384 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,000 That isour rug. 385 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,172 That was helping. 386 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,965 You know, this place 387 00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:09,103 reminds me of Merlin'’s old weekend castle. 388 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,172 Man, you guys had a vicious breakup. 389 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,172 That was awful. 390 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,551 By the time it was over, 391 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,482 the only thing I liked about him was... this rug. 392 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:18,068 This is Merlin'’s castle. 393 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,551 We'’d better get out of here. 394 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,551 Yeah. For a guy who wears a dress, 395 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,517 he'’s a real misogynist. 396 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,310 Leaving? So soon? 397 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,379 Hi, merl. 398 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,965 Zelda spellman. 399 00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:36,551 I haven'’t seen you in 500 years. 400 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:39,862 So, uh... what you been up to? 401 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:43,448 Oh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. And you? 402 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,413 Uh... 403 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,379 Waiting for revenge. 404 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,896 Why Don'’t you stay a while? 405 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,551 How long a while? 406 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,310 Until you love me again. 407 00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,448 How about if ilove you? 408 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:00,862 Or me? 409 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,896 I can be quite tender. 410 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,551 I feel like we'’ve made a hundred pizzas today. 411 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,896 Seventy-four... 412 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:10,241 Seventy-five... 413 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,379 Check. 414 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:12,620 Fred! 415 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,241 Sabrina, this is hard for me. 416 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,241 I'’m your friend, but i'’m also your supervisor. 417 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,482 When did you become 418 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,655 my supervisor? 419 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,965 Just now. Way to go! 420 00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,379 I'’ve already celebrated. 421 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,793 Who arranged these pepperonis? 422 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,275 The pepperoni fairy. 423 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:30,758 Back when I was on the line, 424 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:32,586 I liked to remember the three ps: 425 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,413 Precision, placement, promptness. 426 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,586 You forgot "pannoying." 427 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,275 You'’re on your ten-minute break. 428 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,620 Go. 429 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:16,000 Spellman! 430 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,137 Sorry. I must have dozed off. 431 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:20,344 You extended your break by 55 seconds. 432 00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:21,413 I'’ll make it up. 433 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,758 I'’ll run into the walk-in cooler. 434 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:24,896 That would be fine 435 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,931 if you were still part of the slicery family, 436 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,551 but you'’re fired. 437 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,827 I gave myself two minutes to dismiss you 438 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,275 and it only took one. 439 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,275 Checkarooni. 440 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,724 The garlic stix bite! 441 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,448 We need a plan. 442 00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,620 How about we weep uncontrollably? 443 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,827 [ Bawling] 444 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:44,068 If only we could get a message to Sabrina, 445 00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:45,655 she could reverse her spell. 446 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,034 But we can'’t, so we have to work on Merlin. 447 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,689 One thing I remember about him 448 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,689 is he doesn'’t like to be challenged. 449 00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,389 That'’s right, I remember you once questioned 450 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:54,793 a word he used in scrabble 451 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,448 and he turned you into an oryx, 452 00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,586 which, as I recall, was also the word. 453 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,137 Exactly. 454 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,034 Maybe if we'’re nice to Merlin, 455 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,344 he'’ll feel sorry for us and let us go. 456 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,655 So let'’s not antagonize him. 457 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:08,724 Good plan. 458 00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:11,000 Dead magician walking. 459 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,655 How is everyone? 460 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,862 Got everything you need? 461 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,517 Salem: No, no, we'’re fine. 462 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,206 Uh, now that I think about it, 463 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,931 I coulduse a little freedom. 464 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,724 So, uh, have you decided to love me again? 465 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,310 I'’d rather lick a dead seal! 466 00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,517 Am I the only one who remembers the plan? 467 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,241 Uh, excuse me... 468 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,965 Oh, shut up, conehead. 469 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,517 It can'’t be done. 470 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,206 It'’s a shame you'’ve decided now 471 00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,310 to be so nasty... 472 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:41,310 Just when I was about to... feed you. 473 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,862 You'’re not going to feed us? 474 00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:43,931 That'’s right. 475 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,862 And they look mighty hungry. 476 00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:49,137 So i'’d, uh, sleep with one eye open, cat. 477 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,482 [ Bawling] 478 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,793 You won'’t be able to keep us here forever. 479 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,965 My niece Sabrina'’s going to find out 480 00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,655 we'’re missing and come after us 481 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:58,896 with a lot of help. 482 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,482 And... drunken bouncers! 483 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,241 Oh, i'’m soscared. 484 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:07,000 Maybe I ought to send you back. 485 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,793 Wait a minute. 486 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,586 I think I got a better idea. 487 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,413 You'’ll never believe what happened. 488 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,000 My friend... soon-to-be-ex-friend val... fired me. 489 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,758 I know what you'’re going to say... 490 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,206 Sloppy spells, more specific, 491 00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:21,000 blah, blah, blah... So please Don'’t. 492 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,517 I'’m pooped. I'’m going to bed. 493 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,965 Thanks for listening, guys. 494 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:26,172 Guess I won'’t be needing this anymore. 495 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,862 Yes, that wasa better idea. 496 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:35,034 You can always count on a teenager to be self-absorbed. 497 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:37,793 Attica! Attica! 498 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,103 Attica! 499 00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:41,172 Please, i'’m trying to concentrate 500 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,172 on a new escape plan. 501 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:44,655 Why Don'’t you try coming up 502 00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:46,793 with some decorating ideas for this cell? 503 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:48,344 Because we'’re never leaving. 504 00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:50,379 I'’ve got it... The perfect escape plan. 505 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,872 It'’s so simple, I can'’t believe I haven'’t thought of it before. 506 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:53,551 What is it? 507 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,827 You marry Merlin. 508 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:55,931 What do you think 509 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,068 about painting these bars navajo white? 510 00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,655 Come on, Sabrina! 511 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:02,034 No time for breakfast. 512 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,344 I'’m late, and I have to try to fix val. 513 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,551 I can'’t believe I put a spell on her. 514 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,103 I'’m such a dummy. 515 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:11,241 [ Voice cracking]: Sabrina'’s never going to save us. 516 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,758 There'’s no hope... none... 517 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,620 And the worst... Part... is... 518 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:16,172 We'’re not going to die. 519 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:18,586 We'’re going to live here forever without hope. 520 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:19,965 No hope! 521 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:25,931 Uh-oh. 522 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,896 I bet I had something to do with this. 523 00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:34,275 Hot news coming through! 524 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,413 Hey, val, got a sec? 525 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,517 No. I have to get out the next edition. 526 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:40,034 By typing continuously, I can make it a daily. 527 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,758 You look like you haven'’t slept. 528 00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:43,724 If I sleep, I can'’t bake or learn opera. 529 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:44,586 Could we talk? 530 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,068 No. Friendship is 531 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,857 an inefficient use of time. Harvey: Excuse me. 532 00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:49,176 Pardon me, coming through. Sorry. 533 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,620 Harvey? 534 00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:53,655 Think I might have overdone it with the pull-ups. 535 00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:56,793 I can take care of this. 536 00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,137 Somehow. 537 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,655 Blizzard! 538 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:01,862 Oh, no! Think fast! 539 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,689 "Block that snow from pouring out. 540 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,758 Stick something in that spewing spout." 541 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,551 Help, quizmaster! 542 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,068 Are you sure you need help? 543 00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:13,310 I mean, like you said, 544 00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,827 there'’s nothing wrong with inexact spells 545 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,827 as long as they get the job done. 546 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,448 I got it wrong... very wrong. 547 00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:20,517 It was all wrong. 548 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,241 It was a correctness shutout. 549 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,241 By the way, did I say I was wrong? 550 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:27,103 "Because she admitted she'’s been wrong and a lout, 551 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:29,448 "every spell she incanted will be undone, 552 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:32,448 including several ones she doesn'’t even know about." 553 00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:36,206 They just have to be exact, not pretty. 554 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,286 Close quarters, and you guys are getting ripe. You want to shut him up, 555 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,493 or should I? Oh, let'’s do it together. 556 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:40,413 Two words i'’d like to share... 557 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,758 Cool. 558 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,310 So all I had to do was admit I was wrong? 559 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:45,379 And? 560 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,655 And... that I have to be 561 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,206 more careful with my magic? 562 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:49,586 And? 563 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,517 And that I can learn something from my elders. 564 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:52,862 And? 565 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:55,379 And that the barn door on your ski suit is open. 566 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,344 See ya. 567 00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,137 [ Sighs] 568 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:02,310 You'’ll never believe the day I had. 569 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:03,689 I'’ve learned so much. 570 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,793 I'’ll never do an inexact spell again. 571 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:08,344 I'’ll go clean my room the old-fashioned way. 572 00:20:08,413 --> 00:20:10,862 We have got to send something to the quizmaster 573 00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:13,137 for undoing Sabrina'’s spell and saving us. 574 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:16,068 He strikes me as a cheese-log person. 575 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:17,448 I am forever grateful. 576 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,172 I Don'’t think i'’ve ever been 577 00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,758 in a more terrifying situation, and yet... 578 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:25,137 I remembered to grab the rug. 579 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,517 And I learned a valuable lesson. 580 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:30,620 Whenever there'’s a crisis, I can depend on you guys... 581 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,172 To turnon me. 582 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,586 Oh, come on, we'’re sorry. 583 00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:36,275 How about that belly rub? 584 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:40,517 Oh, i'’m so cheap. 585 00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:41,655 [ Chuckling] 586 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,275 Ah, lovely. 587 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,655 How'’d it go at the slicery? 588 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,482 Terrible. I overcooked some pizzas. 589 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:51,241 Once the fire department was gone 590 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,586 and Mrs. Popowsky came to, 591 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:53,724 she asked me to leave. 592 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:54,793 How'’d you get fired? 593 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,103 Well, it'’s a long story. 594 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,931 Harvey, you really bulked... Down over the weekend. 595 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Huh? 596 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:02,103 How'’d the game go? 597 00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,758 Great. I caught a pass. 598 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,482 If it'’d been in bounds, 599 00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:07,241 it would'’ve been great. 600 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:08,793 Hey, did anyone bring an umbrella? 601 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,062 I hear it'’s supposed to rain. 602 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,724 Not indoors. They fixed the roof. 603 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:13,137 Let'’s never talk about it again. 604 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,241 You skipped breakfast again, didn'’t you? 605 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,068 Yeah. 606 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,068 I'’ll catch up 607 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:18,275 with you in a minute. 608 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,068 I'’m going to put my books away. 609 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,448 [ Screams] 610 00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,206 Hey! Quizmaster, what are you still doing in there? 611 00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,068 My apartment'’s being painted. 612 00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:27,758 I needed a place to crash. 613 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,862 Well, just Don'’t get cheese log all over my books.